Tuesday, February 17, 2009

do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals,
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

Exactly what The Bloodhound Gang said.

You see it annoys me that sex is considered a bad word to some. Maybe it's because they don't want there children to lose their innocence at such a young age or some feel it's a topic which should be only spoken within the bedroom walls.

But we're living in an age where the taboo factor of sex should be long gone. The time were people never spoke about it was when people who shouldn't be doing it were. Who? The priests of Ireland, the ones that considered it a sin.

You see people forget that it such a natural thing, everyone does it! See the dolphins below their having a fucking threesome for God sake. That one is getting a right dicking.



If it was such a bad thing, why do we feel so great during and after it.

You see even the birds know we're on to a good thing.

That bird is getting a pounding.



So lets get away from our missionary position and enjoy what could become your true calling to go to bed.

Watch sex for sex tips, rather than switch the channel because you feel uncomfortable. Take notes. If mammals, even birds can do it without any cares in the world, why should you shy away from it.

Open the curtains.

Get a dildo.

Have a wank on the bus (let the pensioner see).

Do it again already.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"That bird is getting a pounding."

CLASSIC.