i'm a boobietarian

Yes you heard me,

basically it means I exclude boobs out of my daily lifestyle.

Even when I was a baby, my mother said I was the only one that never took to breastfeeding. She blames the milk......

....however I think different, even at 6 hours post-delivery I couldn't stomach the concept of a breast in my mouth.

When I starting playing dump, kissing girls, pretending it was like the best thing since slice butter-I knew the thought of go up along the outside of someone's bra would make me die inside.

I've never felt up a girl....no lie!

I ran into to a wall once, when someone came chasing towards me with the notion she was going to smother to death with her boobies.

I can't understand the attraction to them, even with all the things you can do with them (like down below), I can only find ways to dislike them. My dislike has grown to become a great hatred of recent years and below you will get my 11 reasons why:
#1-The right breast.

#2-The left breast.

#3-The formation of the two, the set basically.

#4-The nipple.

#5-Saggy breasts, nothing scares me more when they hang. And women out there let me tell you another thing, they don't improve with age. They become drooping testicles with eyes pointing out at ya.

#6-Fake breasts, the ones that defy all the laws of gravity. Just let them be, stop adding unwanted attention to the yokes.

#7-The tan line that breasts leave behind. Like if your gonna have them, you might as well let them see the sun. Or is that girls really do know how manky they really are?

#8-When the nipple is a far darker colour than the boob itself or when the nipple devours the whole breast. It's like they caught AIDS or something. And the inverted nipples are rank too.

#9-When one boob is bigger than the other. How unfortunate for such an unfortunate creation that I have to suffer to see everyday of my life.

#10-The sexual image of them makes me cry. Someone once told me how she made someone cum all over her by giving him a titty wank. Picture the pearl necklace folks.......ain't pretty is it?

#11-Finally they produce milk.........vomit!!!